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  1. COMMERCIAL 5
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  3.                    C O M M E R C I A L    T I M E 
  4.                 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 
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  11.                       Improve your sex life
  12.                        with some hex life
  13.                                buy
  14.                               Argasm
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  20.                       We knows PC's stinks
  21.                   thats why ours are so cheap!
  22.                                 
  23.                      Don't waste your money!
  24.                         Buy your PC from 
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  26.                               ATARI
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  31.           Connecting a CD to an Amiga IS an good idea,
  32.              but connecting an Amiga to a CD isn't!
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  34.                             FUCK CDTV
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  36.                       By CD-I from Philips 
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  42.                     I.B.M. machines are crap! 
  43.                                but
  44.                 in YOUR area we are the ONLY one
  45.  
  46.                     So buy I.B.M. or fuck off
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  52.                 Yes! NES is old shit from Japan,
  53.     But your IDIOT parents haven't heard about other consoles.
  54.                So it you wants a console for X-mas 
  55.  
  56.                               it's 
  57.  
  58.                          NES OR NOTHING 
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  65.  
  66.                     7 Years after its release 
  67.                the operating system NEARLY works!
  68.  
  69.                                BUY
  70.  
  71.                            AMIGA 500+
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  78.     So you have forked out a fortune for Windows on your PC.
  79.         Would be nice with a Word Processor wouldn't it?
  80.               What about Word Perfect for windows?
  81.                         Its crap you say?
  82.                            YES IT IS!
  83.  
  84.                        BUT CAN YOU BE SURE
  85.                that those other packages can READ
  86.              ALL your old files saved in WP format?
  87.                      No, you can't, can you?
  88.  
  89.               BE SURE, BUY WORD PERFECT FOR WINDOWS
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  94.  
  95.           So, you are a  System Administrator, are you?
  96.           Want to sell all those PC and get some Mac's?
  97.  
  98.                               WHY?
  99.  
  100.                    At least they work you say?
  101.                But if they work, your out of a job!
  102.  
  103.            NO, STICK TO THE OLD SYSTEM, KEEP YOU JOB!
  104.  
  105.                       (The PC-Clone guild)
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  110. * * * * * * * * * * * * * Cyberpunk of Network * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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